You Lost Your Bill Clinton Jokes?

looking to the RightThat's right boys and girls, gone are the Billy C. jokes. I am not going to miss them either. I am embarrassed that they were ever here. You won't see them again. They are not coming back. They really have lost their humor.

You have to ask?

It all started when I was reading dated story (I had missed the original) about a County republican leader named Bobby Stumbo who was charged with molesting a 5 year old boy. As I read on, I looked up at my computer and there was a new Clinton joke I was about to post. Got the picture? I read on and I felt sick. I started doing a little research on Republicans and Democrats involved in sex-scandal cases. Oops! Religious Republicans seem to have a real grip on serious sex-offender talent!

How can I post Bill Clinton jokes when a dozen or more of the religious Republicans who openly attacked him were simultaneously committing everything from adultery to child rape? No wonder real conservatives want to distance themselves from religious Republicans!

 

 

The Names That Count

Sample ImageAndrew Buhr — — Armando Tebano — — Bobby Stumbo — — Brent Schepp — — Carey Lee Cramer — — Dan Crane — — David Swartz — — Dennis L. Rader — — Donald "Buz" Lukens — — Earl "Butch" Kimmerling — — Edison Misla — — Aldarondo — — Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. — — Howard L. Brooks — — Howard Scott Heldreth — — Jeffrey Kyle Randall — — Jeffrey Nielsen — — Jeffrey Patti — — John Allen Burt — — John Bryan — — John Butler — — John Collins — — John David R. Atchison — — John Gosek — — John Hathaway — — John R. Curtain — — Jon Grunseth — — Jon Matthews — — Joseph Monteleone Jr. — — Keith Westmoreland — — Keola Childs — — Kevin Coan — — Larry Corrigan — — Larry Dale Floyd — — Larry Jack Schwarz — — Lou Beres — — Mark A. Grethen — — Mark Foley — — Mark Harris — — Mark Pazuhanich — — Mark Seidensticker — — Marty Glickman — — Merrill Robert Barter — — Michael Flory — — Mike Hintz — — Nicholas Elizondo — — Nicholas Morency — — Parker J. Bena — — Patrick Lee McGuire — — Paul Ingram — — Peter Dibble — — Philip Giordano — — Randal David Ankeney — — Randall Casseday — — Richard A. Delgaudio — — Richard Gardner — — Robert Bauman — — Robert Holland — — Robin Vanderwall — — Ronald C. Kline — — Russell Harding
sex crimes — — Stephen White — — Steve Aiken — — Ted Klaudt — — Tom Adams — — Tom Randall — — Tom Shortridge

Surely you recognize some or most of these people. They are all Republicans. All but a couple are right wing Christian Republicans who support family values, anti-abortion and ant-gay values. Nearly all of them have made fun of Bill Clinton and they all supported strong sentencing for sex offenders and child molesters.

So, what sets these Religious Right Republicans apart from us conservatives? They are all accused (most convicted) of criminal sexual activity, mostly involving children. How embarrassing it is to be a Republican in light of the crimes of these, the most righteous of the righteous, Christian Republicans. How can any conservative have respect for these values? How can I make fun of Bill Clinton when these slimy hypocrites are supposed to be on our side?

Why not list Bill Clinton and the rest of the Liberals who have been sexually embarrassed on this site too? Well, to start with I could only find about one-fifth as many Democrat child molesters as Republicans. Second, Bill Clinton's follies don't come close to the crimes of these Christian Right Republicans. As an example, anti-gay Republican congressman Robert Bauman was charged with sexually assaulting a 16-year-old boy and Republican Party leader Bobby Stumbo was arrested for having sex with a 5-year old boy. If you think Bill and Monica are in the same league with a guy who commits sex acts on a 5-year-old, you are sick too!

Why aren't Christian Right Republicans jumping on these sick deviates? I don't know. It certainly isn't happening though. Ann Coulter, the bulimic-looking mouth of the Christian Right doesn't touch any of these sick cookies, but she still throws darts at Bill Clinton. How stupid can you be? Alright, to be honest, it doesn't look like Christian-Ann gives a damn about or believes half of what she says. She is as anti-American and anti-constitution as any of the Christian Right, but she is doing it for money. Really, she isn't stupid enough to believe her own tripe, but she knows that the ignorant followers she attracts will make her rich and it's working. What sickens me, is that she calls herself a conservative, the news media calls her and her followers conservatives and liberals get to call us all conservatives as if we were all cut from the same cloth.

I know, I was talking about Bill Clinton jokes and I ended up talking about the biggest joke of the Republican Party. But, you see, what Bill Clinton did was stupid. What these Christian Right Republicans are doing is criminal. There is no comparison, period. It's embarrassing to conservatives and it makes conservative politics sound like anti-American mumbo jumbo when it's all lumped in with this theocratic hype. These sick Christian Right Republicans are not conservatives. They are simply religious zealots trying their best to move this country toward a theocracy where no one can be truly free.

 

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Our forefathers founding the Constitution knew that they had to decide between a Christian society and a free society. They wisely choose freedom by keeping religion out of government because they knew there was no such thing as a free society under a religious government. - Jenny Jerrome